Amethyst: She's so sweet, so kind, so loving, so caring, so funny, so interesting, so smart, so thoughtful, so beautiful, so cute, so stunning... so incredibly amazing! Have you ever seen those character stat cards that show how well a character ranks in various categories? Well, she'd rank ∞ in all categories because her perfection is immeasurable <3 If life were a fanfic written by God, she would be the Mary Sue of all Mary Sues. And it'd make sense too, because if a Mary Sue is the self-inserted representation of the author, then it'd explain how her perfection is so divine-like :3 But you know what the best part is? This ain't a fanfic, this is real life! And I'm all hers for life <3 You looking for the luckiest guy in the world? You're reading his journal entry right now ^_^

Her muffin, the happiest muffin alive,
Lulzy